So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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