butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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