And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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