Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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