Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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