# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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