bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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