no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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