But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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