make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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