Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
