just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
As shirtless as possible
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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