Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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