Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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