But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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