I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl