Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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