i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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