There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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