News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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