I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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