Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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