You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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