this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
