similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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