I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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