question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I need a beard to bite.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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