When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
That's when you crack a 10am beer
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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