Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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