weddingsv make me drug and hornr
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I look better un-naked...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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