Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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