Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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