you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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