Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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