Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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