I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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