My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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