Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
only if we run a train.
done.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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