What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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