i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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