come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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