we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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