I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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