my sisters under your porch take her home
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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