I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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