I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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