D3 body, D1 cock
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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