How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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