Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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