normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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