I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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