My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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