The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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