ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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