my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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