So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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