One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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